Mike Joyce
R.J. Tortoriello
Mike Paggi
James Wesolowski (Monkey Man)
Joe Haaga
Anyone related to Joe Haaga
Jake Sullivan
Bill Brill
Ted Effertz
Billy Carbine
Ryan Doody
Joey Koran
Mike Brown
Brenden McCormack
Roberto Jaromillo
Josh Friend
Phil Lucofo
Jeremy Kipper
Aaron Nush
Tim McPhillips
Adam Delaly
John Gorski
Eric Budimier
Mike Wargine (Wargina)
Brian Ziarko
Adam Terrien
Matt Galike
Jerry Falwell
Dan Paluch
Dave Bontempo
Mark Zubro
Paula Miller
Rupesh Patel
Erik Olund
Mike Menichino (Cheno)
Brandon Eggers
Alex Conforti
Matt Norwich
Jake Ziada
Jeff Lowman (Pigman)
James Dye
Amit Shah
Kelly Enright
Tony Koldash
Joe Drymiller
Shane Conklin (Shaved Cock 'N' Balls)
Kevin Hunter
Ryan McGowan
Jason Sommerfeld
Andy Meyers
Ben Gilbert
Kathy Stec
Joyce Larson
Jerry Gnat
Mike Meckler
Mark Bamman
Jarrod Lerch
Eric Passini
Andy Koulouris
Erik Schmitz
Jim Gagliano
Mike Ripley
Justin Sharrar
Nick Hill
Matt Doser
Brian Seyforth
Teddy Ryan
Ryan Meister
Chris Simnick
Anthony Adams
Frank Adduci
Matt Ferguson
Laura Norkute
Ryan Perrie
Jim Ber
Sean Griffin
Raja Perumal
Brad Cook
Andy Dykstra
Vince Plank
Chad Nush
Kevin Hickey (Joe Camel)
Derrik Hoeksema
Dean Klementzos
Jeremy Brewer
Mike DeCesare
Kevin Faldzinski
Bill Albore
Steve Raimondi
Steve Algazino
Mike Todorofsky
Domenic Andrenoi
Allison Rusnak
Tim Frainey
Mike Wing
Rhonda Furmanek
Brandon Barnok
Alex Baro
Kevin Oswald
Jeff Kreml
Pat Krupa
Alex Lambert
Tim Pitlock (Shitcock)
Adam Ruff
Brett Bartnick
Margeret Plesniak
Amy Barz
Jenna Samelak
Mellisa Basa
Jon Price
Dean Beeler
Leanne Bergman
Albert Bernard
John Vrable
Jon Wehrenberg
Chet Brauer
Jack Cuthbert
Mike Brimley
Laura Bryan
Mike Council
Tyler Kipper
Rajan Patel
Sonja Patel
Alpa Patel
Pankaj Patel
Brandon Brown
Joe DiLorenzo
Adam Liber
Jim Kapp (White Trash)
Ryan Needding
Colin Moon
Joe Castanzo
Ernest Cornelison
Grant Glombicki
People with stupid screen names or email addresses (no, mine aren't stupid, don't say that)
People with their zodiac sign in their screen names or email addresses
Anyone with their high school graduation year in their screen name or email address
People with their age in their screen name or email address
People who tell me they'll be right back and then never tell me when they come back
People who make new screen names and never tell me about them
People who make new screen names just cuz they don't want me to know when they are online
Anyone with a mullet
Rapists
Child molesters
Pedophiles
Any registered sex offender
Bill Clinton
Colin Norwich
David Ziada
Kid Rock
Dan Gordon
Kaitlin Dulaney
Adam Brindle
Poeple who have such bad spelling skills that I can never understand what they're trying to tell me
People who listen to country music
People who listen to that ICP shit
People who listen to that Kid Rock shit
Kelly Jackson
People who think they're better than me
Mexicans with three ass holes
People who go out and try to score with every girl they see
Goths
Ravers
Heshers
Mark Orr
Jenny Jackson
Breanne Keener
Jessica Frank
People who think I'm a fucker
Mark Bamman
Bitchish mothers
Bitchicians
Dean Sullivan
Raggedy-ass bastards that call me a poser cuz I listen to Blink 182
Candi Lawrence
Bruce Bernard
Dean Stewart
Tony Zanca
Liars
Kevin Putt
Joey Converse
People who abuse animals
Dan Paluch
Ronald McDonald
Joyce Noveras
Jessica Zullo
Tony Jurewicz
Adam Snider
Phil O'Connor
Tommy Swafford
Robert Swafford
Hypocrits
Bob Lessman
The Staring Kids
Savage Garden
People who listen to said shit
Kerry Toscano
Laura James
Bobby Reitz
Parker Martin
People who are obsessed with emo (that shit's overrated, get over it already)
Katelyn Bloom
Butt spelunkers
Jack Stachowiak
John Barney
Joel Kruppa
Danny Konsoer
Dana Loizon
Shane Loizon
The rest of the Loizon Family
Donny Pirkle
The rest of the Pirkle family
Dan Lazars
Angie Snider
Everybody from the Lincoln Way class of 2002
Girls who give you their number, just because they want you to call them so they can offically reject you
D'arcy from the Smashing Pumpkins (that bitch broke up the band)
Ashley's computer
Courtney Love
People who drive like old people
Old people who drive
Security guards at concerts that catch crowd surfers and throw them out
Nick Thealman
Al Gore
the guy that made the new buttons for Photoshop 7
Chris Weber
Chris Antal
Chris Casone
James Miller
Mark Louie
Mark Higgins
Peter Gaeta
Jim Conkins
Dirty Sanchez
Josh Heffernan
Jim Detloff
People who put BRB in their away message, only to return five hours later
Chris Van Faley
The Griffin Gentlemen Connection, and everyone in it
The idiots who thought this was a hit list and made me take it down for nine months
Anyone who doesn't agree with the disclaimer
Ben Burns
Kristen Swasas
School Internet restrictions
Anyone who works for the Government
T.V. censors
People who control T.V. censors
People who think TV censors are a good thing
95% of cops
Sam Cohen
Anyone who thinks the Chicago Bears suck
Any guy who would rather drink wine-coolers than hard liquor or beer
Anyone over 19 who plays Pokemon TCG
Anyone over 19 who plays Dragonball Z TCG
Anyone over 19 who plays Yu-Gi-Ho TCG
People in full support of gun laws
People in full support of weapon laws
Joe Hill
Expensive clothing stores
Rich people
Cross derssers
George W. Bush
Girls who don't trim their bush
People who try to act smarter than they know they are
People who spend 4+ hours on the phone a day (excluding people who do it for a living)
People who "forget what they are remembering"
Gay guys who hit on me
Erika Weinketz
Michelle Minkoff
Allie Maklezow
Yoko Ono
Gene Hansen
Sarah Hansen
Jim Hansen
Jim Terrabochia
Zach Viggiano
John Madden (the football commentator, not the hockey player)
Gab the Whore
Steve Christopher
Jake Valkusky
People who act differently around different people
Joe Kirchon
Any modern era hip hop/rap (because it almost all sucks ass)
The RIAA
Curt Schilling
People that think they're cool when they smoke under age
Teenagers that don't know how to deal with puberty
Ricky Ritter
Mary Carrero
Katie Battalico
Jessica Way
People that put the hype into holidays (ex: christmas) and make people forget why the fuck we're celebrating it
Obese women in tight clothes
Punkers that wear there hats sideways and grow their hair long because its cool. Hippies.
Fair Weather Sports Fans (bandwagon jumpers)
Aunt Sherry and Uncle Albert (who used to beat on a little girl and used to like to get high and pop pills all freakin day long)
Jordan Shilling
Ms.Myles
People who misspell names on the fucker list
Sheva Solomon
Tim Jackson
Trish Brown
All gay guys
All people who play golf
Larry Brown (ex Sixers coach)
Smelly kids who try to sit with you on the bus
The guys who killed Tupac, Biggy, and Jam Master Jay
Bob Clark (Flyers GM)
All the "cool" punks trying to be black
Ja Rule
Lesley Pascarella
Allyn Krusemark
People who think their cellphone is their life
Jasen Murphy
Girls who I want to get with but will not let the past boyfriend go
Cock-blockers
Russian woman
Hairy woman
Stinky woman
People who do not bathe
Posers
Little kids (hood rats)
Internet junkies
Daddys that leave
People who do not like duct tape
The popular crowd in highschool
Preps
Overly obsessive religious people
People who misuse words
Non-english speaking people who live in the USA
People who don't go 'down'
Annoying people
Eminem
Slim Shady
Marshal Matters
People who live by movie quotes
People who pick fights with me just to get their ass whooped
Little bitches
Military people
Polititions
Government
Christian conservitives
Oxymorons
Stupid people
Women who don't like the penis
Collegic housing
Asshole professors
Ignorant teachers
People who name their kids after months, famous people, seasons, and holidays
Momma's boys
Pansies
Pussies
Cry babies
People who submit long lists of fuckers, but none of them are spelled or capitalized properly, forcing me to spend 15+ minutes just correcting their idiotic mistakes
Women who refuse to brest feed
People who refuse let the 70s and 80s go.
Old people in general
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Gym jockies
Gambelers who don't know when to quit
Losers
Guys who take off their shirts when they get upset
People who think there are rules to street fighting
Men who change to women
Women who change to men
Overachievers
Jahova's Witnesses
Guys named Phil
Crackheads
Gay porn stars
People who masterbate to Hentai or Yaoi
People with an IQ >60 but <160
People who don't put out to marriage
People with a bad self immage
Preppy chearleaders
Any racest group
People who did not like Finding Nemo
People who do not like cartoons
People too ass-a-holic to even listen to my advice
Santiago Martienez
Martine
Ronald Regan
John Scherrer
Tim Richardson
Jack Valenti
Maura Sandelski
Carrot Top
Anyone who doesn't like Conan O'Brien
People who have away messages that read "not here." NO SHIT DUMBASS!
Protesters that are against fur clothing and aren't vegetarians
Fred Durst
People with egos that are bigger than my cock
People that make the pez dispensers so hard to load
Nicholas Cage
People with no sense of humor
People that don't like the beatles
People that try to make positive comparisons between great artists like Bob Dylan and shitty ones like DMX
People that eat salad only to pour a bunch of other shit on it
Assholes that think we never landed on the moon
Joe Marchiafava
Danielle Cottreau
Laurie Pike
Greg Doucette
Rachel Solomon
Joanne Solomon
Bobby Saulnier
Melissa Leblanc
Devin Oliver
The entire Rusnak family
Wes Garrett
Rebate shoppers
People that wake you up at 8 am to take them to work and tell you they have 5 mins to get there
Tweekers
Kyle Sheridan
Andrew Pokorney
Nick Simone (Fat Nick)
Fat kids think they're hot shit (Fat Nick)
The class of 2007 at Cherokee High School in Jersey
Colleen Gillespie
Sanke (of BMMB fame)
JoeyJord (of BMMB fame)
Robinson sisters (fat asses on bus c-24)
Joel Antipunas
Avril Lavigne
Jacqueline Lee
People who fart and don't admit it
People who make up reputations for themselves
Girls that think that they're fat and/or ugly
People that think they're authorities on subjects but really don't know shit about something
People that look at/make kiddie porn
The entire population of North Jersey (because they all talk like and think they're Tony Soprano)
People that work in music stores that blast music and have no concern whether or not anyone else likes it
People that get mad because they can't take a joke
Pussy Bitch friends that never want to do anything
Sports fans that are way to serious
Elizabeth McTear (Liz)
Aaron Ferris-Osborne
Eli Karadsheh
Jon McFadden
Scott Simpson
Tony Blair
Bam Margera
Scary stalkers
People who know what you're about to say
People with "ESP"
Gypsies
People who think their money is valid anywhere
Fake lesbians
Fat chicks in corsets
People who enjoy beastiality
Jake's Dad
Jake's ugly mom
Katlin Leonard
Carolina Panthers
Jeff Hacket
Mark Mcdolanld
Dustin Cristine (Flaming Crotch Hair)
Smelly Andrew
Glenn Fletcher
Dan Merrell
Mike Buck
Homos who bring laptops to school like fags
Mrs. Gibson
Scott Fluhrer
Nick Diamore
Mike Petrizio
Brian Lorang
Matt Applegate
Fat Jill
Jeff Cain
Bill Buckless
Chung
Daniel Clewell and gay brother
Jake Davis
Rebecka Eith
Maria and Lisa Evans
All four of the Fat, Oaffy Gattuso's
Bob Hines
Don Hicks
All three ofd the Hunts
Ryan Johnson
Nick Laroche
The Big T
Sara Sanderson
Liz Van
Sara Lund
Cory Poole
Zach Mogan
Joe Sawchuck
Lauren
Steve Russle
Anyone who thinks they are 4' 12"
Carley From C-16
Rich Warren
Chen
Mr. Smith
Mr. Denn
Linda Dennis, the amazingly black libary teacher
Mrs. Hillman
Ms. Jessen
Mr. Powell
People that ask if you done an assignment of some sort, find out that you have, and ask for answers in a demanding and thoughtlessness tone
Kyle Gilligan
Andy Pettite
Roger Clemens
The New York Yankees
The New Jersey Devils
People that are hardcore fans of a sport in a certain city, and then like a team from a rival city
People that find something wrong with spitting at baseball games
All of the people that send in complaints about this site
Uptight people
people that have their panties in such a bunch that they wouldnt know a good time when it gave them AIDS
Santa Claus
The Easter Bunny
People with two cell phones
Danielle Carrol (Duck)
Steph Pilone
Greg Joyce
Hoochies with a fake New York City accent
People that disapprove of The Simpsons
Old people that can't control their bodily movements
Asian people with fifty letters in their first name, and then have a last name like "wu" and "wang"
People that can tolerate rap "music"
People that think Good Charlotte is the greatest band ever
The temporarily crippled
People that don't know certain great musicians, but can tell you the whole life story of a shitty punk rock band.
People with first names that start with "Q"
MTV
All of MTV's affiliates, excluding certain areas of Nickelodeon
People that get offended too easily
Comedians that make fun of other comedians, who are ten times better than they are
People that can't do simple math
People that Catholic education is always better than public education
McDonald's fast food
People that don't know when to stop doing something
Dishonest people
people that don't have the balls to tell someone about something (i.e. how much they suck)
Professional Athletes that use steroids
Hicks
Inbreds
Racist Koons
The people that work at fast food restaurants, department stores, grocery stores, etc, etc that always look like they want to kill themselves
People that don't like candy
People that don't like mashed potatoes
People that put holes in condoms at the stores
Drug Addicts
People that over price things
Jerkoffs
People that can't appreciate comedy
Kara Hinklemon
People that watch and get too involved in reality TV shows
Hairy Chicks
Bad liars
People with Penis/vagina envy
People that talk about "secrets" in front of other people and wont tell the person what the fuck is going on
Teeny boppers that smoke, drink, and have sex
People that disapprove of the Fuckers List
Chiller
Michael Garrett
James Hetfield
Lars Ulrich
The All American Rejects
Johnathan Simpkin
Chad Kroegur
Nickelback
Sears
Mrs. McGuire
Michael Bolton
The idiot who added Bam Margera to this list
Chloe Johnston
CFOX for refusing to play CKY
Linkin Park
Limp Bizkit
Kristin Ronning
Carmela Luongo
Jake Valkusky
Justin Heine
Chris Hurland
Saddam Hussein
Osama bin Laden
Fresh Fields Whole Foods market
Scott Gallo
Kiss Asses
The people that decided to raise the prices at Eckerd, forcing me to go to Wawa
The people that decided to stop selling Laffy Taffy at Eckerd
The people who decided to stop selling candy necklaces at Eckerd
The people that decide to do... disgusting things to the soup in Whole Foods
The makers of Dr. Becker soda
The losers that stand in the lobby and out side of movie theatres who don't see movies
Shopping Center Rent-A-Cops
The people that decided to make a shopping center so fucking big that you need to drive your car to get to the other side
The people that decide to price shit so high at Sharper Image
Pop Music
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
People that make fun of Elton John
People that listen to Hootie and the Blowfish legitimately
People that listen to Rick Springfield legitimately
The people that register to the site and never post
Anyone who disagrees that Journey is not the most rocking band of the eighties
Anyone who thinks Bon Jovi wouldn't rock their socks off
Critics that don't know what the fuck they're talking about (95 percent of them)
The people at EA sports who can't make up their minds on difficulty levels in Madden
Kids with DTMs (Dirty teenage mustache- it's unevely spread about their upper lip. For god's sake, just shave it!)
Anyone against war
People with butt chins (giant clefts)
Ugly hookers
Maddox ripoffs
Dick Cheney
Guys that shave their legs
People with ear hair
People with backs so hairy you'd think that they're a carpet from a far distance
Porns with no money shots
The people at "Kidz Bop"
People that lie more than I masturbate
People that put a shitload of money into cars to make it sound loud and round lights, because if they save their money for that long they could get a car worth spending the money on
Bill Gates
Current Swingers
People that play basketball
People that make the pizza so fucking greasey at Sal's
People that always make comparisons to try and prove points
The dumb fucks that wanted to make slang a language choice in California in high schools
The Dixie Chicks
Mike Reber (Fag Peber)
Hannah Kort
Jonah Kort
Joe Wilcox
Steve Degutis
The entire town of Berwyn
Kevin Cunningham
Heroin
Eddie Vedder and the rest of Pearl Jam
Jen Rivera
Mo McNichols
Adam Miller
Sharon Garver
Ryan Van Poenbruck
Ivon Eli
Jodie Loy
Pat Fitzgibbons
Collen Sharpton
Wendy's
Ben Eldred (Chubbs)
Donovan Mcnabb
Ryan Lewis
People that say they are fucked up, when they're not
People who think C's and D's are bad grades
The preson who killed my dog"
People who can't keep up with me drinking
Matt Giblin (Gibbie)
M.J. Quillen
R.J. Dusak
Mike Morrone
Douchebag teachers
Frankey Garvey
Ben Garvey
Brian Cyzewski
Nick Aucello
People that deny any influence pushed by the Beatles in their American invasion
Mark David Chapman (the ass that assassinated John Lennon)
People that have an off the charts I.Q., but have no common sense.
Dumb broads in their dumb Mercedez Benz's
Dumb Broads in their dumb Mercedez that talk on their cell phone and brush their hair at the same time.
Dumb Broads in any other car that mimmicks a Mercedez
Women that wear the point, high rise hooker boots
Asshole doctors that ignore symptoms, which turn out to be something huge later.
Authors that write great books, and then have shitty endings
People that prefer the Rolling Stones over The Beatles
People that can't get funky
The people at build-a-bear that don't have any penguin shit
Teachers that make you write papers (or anything like it) and then only look at your name to grade it
People that don't know who Paul McCartney is
Carnies
Midgets
People that don't like mashed potatoes
The ass that raped an eight year old girl in a Philadelphia library bathroom
Most of the Associated Press
The guy who sued George Harrison for having a song that sounded "too close" to one of his own
Cher
People that buy Cher hair care products
Vegetarians
People that are 'weird' just to get attention
"Artists" that think just ebcause something is in black and white that it makes a statement, and is powerful.
People that refuse to wear deodrant
All of the people that send hate mail to Maddox
The Canadians that made Poke-doms (Condoms with Pokemon on them.)
Jay-Z
Nas
Nelly
Jaromir Jagr
Eric Lindros
Brian Mitchell
People that make fun of retards
Christopher Reeves
Everyone who works for America Online
People that don't understand the Matrix, yet still think its the best movie of all time
People that buy into fads
People that promote 7th Heaven over The Simpsons
People that thing porn is wrong
Hippies
Adam Conte
People that find Paris Hilton amazingly hot
Mike Row (he sold out)
Napster
People that make safety scissors
People that are always trying to make some clever remark, but end up fucking it up
People that try too hard
Men with baby cocks
Teachers that give out dumbass assignments
People that deny that school is over rated
People that think Jennifer Lopez is the hottest women on the face of the earth
Chicks that have implants bigger than my thighs
Anyone who has ever had anything to do with the RIAA in a positive feature
Ryan Gross
The guy who came up with the idea for the movie "You got Served"
Oprah Winfrey
Dr. Phil
Rosie O'Donnel
The dumb fucks that made Barber Shop Two, and then tried to get away with it being nearly two hours long
Drew Barrymore
Rachel Lembo
Anyone who doesn't support Lego Death Camp
Feminists
Jeremy Gravelle
Patrick Roberts
Brian Marchetti
Bruce Manning
Jon Whittaker
Racheal Izzo
Colt Allgood
Becky Hauss
Claire Moriarty
Celie Hart
Will Powley
Chris Sarlo
Tim Phillips (The gay kid who wrote bodies will fall on Tuesday at Cherokee HS)
Doug Black (see Tim Phillips)
Little red head kids
Young people who think old music is cool
Mindi Herman
Pete Canarela
Marion Wilson
Steve Craige
Mike Wiener
Landlords who kick you out without notifying you at all, leaving you helpless and hopeless
Cambridge Court
People who don't give you a job
Gustavo Perez
Immature college students
Dan Hurst
Nick Goetz
Nicole Howarth
Niggers
White trash
Thugged out girls
The Jackson 5
Kids who don't like playing sports
Ms. Roppoli
Kids who have car keys but no car
Brendan Noone
Matt Myers
Catherine Gordon
Juctin Heine
Jason Gartman
Tony Fishbeck
James Capone
Brittney Mcmaster
Stephen Ditzel
James Patterson
Chris from the Guards Polo Club, Windsor Great Park, Surrey
People that tell you to do something important but you don't know where to begin and they're not prepared to advise you
Bill Bufton
Brent Coghill
Neil Trivedi
Ramona Bryant
Mike Lueken (pronounced leakin' as if from the brain)
Barbara D. Blake
David Bloom
Linda Hoffman
L in K 2 6 (of WarpPipe fame)
Nichol and Michelle Earthman (The Earthman Twins)
Shanel White
Scott Freeman
Alicia Schipper (She's only a feminist because she's wicked ugly)
Heather Doke
Jon Weiland
Ashley Wood (Tubbiest bitch on earth)
Nathan Curtis (Dating the tubbiest bitch on earth)
Krystle Morris
Amanda Peterson
Sarah Hale
Dan Sage
Jodi Hall
Hannah Smith
Alex Maciole
Melissa Urban
Melissa Hacker
Katherine Depover
Ben Zautner
Kip Spoude
Phil Bocher
Kyle Jaco
Joe Zastrow
Adam Floyd
Whoever added Christina Aguilera to this list
Rob Skiff Jr.
Wade Novak
Whoever added Drew Barrymore to this list
Guys obsessed with Abi Titmuss
People who don't like Jackie Chan (excluding people who have never heard of him)
People who think talking to yourself is a bad thing
Anyone who thinks the Powerpuff Girls suck
People who always "camp" when they play Counter-Strike
Loks Fairies (Jeremy King)
People who believe that MDMA (Ecstasy) is the greatest thing to ever happen to them
Anyone who smokes cigarettes just to get addicted to add another item to their list of bullshit problems
Any man that would admittedly have sex with a 12 year old girl
The bastard that thinks Jack is a fucker
Any person that has received plastic surgery for cosmetic, NOT medical or reconstructive needs
Matt Bass
The band Mayhem
Fakes
People who believe that liking porn is a sin, even though secretly they have more of that than decent movies
Anyone who'll waste an expensive cigar by emptying it to make and pass around a blunt
Anthony Joines
Dustin Stephens
Jeffery Stephens
PJ Tubbs
Any fuck who persues someone currently happy in their relationship
Heather Picardat
Sharon Picardat
David Gibbs
Sherry Gibbs
Lauren Lancaster
Brian Betts
Scott Hoover
Steve James
Jesse Jone.
Any security guard, anywhere, ever
Miguel Ciceraro
Anyone who promotes abstinence instead of contraception
Mark Tubbs
York High School
The person that invented vibrators. No man can really compete with something like that. It's sad.
Gregg
Kate Winslet
Leonardo Dicaprio
That stupid boat
Jerry Seinfeld
Tipper Gore
Anyone that thinks 80's metal is gay
Henry Nix
Jason Jaxon
Alfonso
Whoever broke my ice skating snoopy
Stuart Scott
Darius
Vanessa Ravenelle
Fakers
Mrs. Scheinberg
Julia
Dumb people that don't understand grammar
Numb nuts
Girls that PMS on a regular basis, and are fucking psychotic when their period comes
Girls that don't know what they want, ever
Katrina Naedis
Migranes
People that half listen
People that have a green roof
People that never understand anything
People that don't shut up
People that don't like kool-aid
People that are awake too early
People who spell shut up as one word
Whoever added Avril Lavigne to this list
Companies that sell products in such tough plastic packaging it's a challenge extracting the product even with heavy-duty cutting tools
People who make hoax calls to the emergency services
Fake bums, and all con people for that matter
Whoever let the mystical sorceress be way too lethal in Tactics Core
Whoever wrote “Non-english speaking people who live in the USA”
Renee Dreylick
Jason Jackson
Janet Jackson
Fat guys that wear shirts to small and show their man tits
Guys that have dicks with three colors
People who don't shower or EVER brush their funky British teeth
People who show off
Controlling guys
Cheaters
Nikki
Pale chicks who draw on their eyebrows
Terry Schiavo
The pope
Jerry
People that think no one tried to stop Hitler
Dumb ass pot heads that think 4/20 is a national holiday
People that can't comprehend dry humor
Jennifer Haluska
Mike W.
Pam Lim
Jane Ko
Madeline
People with no last names
People that think they can play and know everything about drums but don't/can't
People who put a colon between the 4 and the 20 when referring to reefer
Dan Carr
Carmack
Gabby, who lacks good looks, common sense, a brain, and general manners
Kids that are too lazy to try and blame it on other things
Danielle Guilliano
Christina Riley
Glenn Arnold (part of the asian invasion)
YoonHo
Bob Presser
People in the band that don't realize that the drumline is the reason that they win
Dykes that go extreme I'm-a-dyke-and-the-world-is-against-me
Colleen Jones (she doesn't know she's white)
Gauri Kamath
Jennica Hannigan (she too doesn't know she's white)
Leah (she doesn't know she's fat)
Liz
People that bump into you, recognize it, and don't apologize
Cole
People that don't know how to walk in the halls
All the idiots that stand at the south GG hallway wall
The fake stoner through the presentation, who wouldn't shut the hell up
Jeff
Boomer
Shmucks
Cock nuggets
Stoners that are stoners because they've got nothing better to spend their money on
Scene kids
Maggie
Ashley Wood
Ryan Shaffer
Mark Ohler
Lessica
Rahul Chawla
Vanessa Moore
John Hendler
Bob Bick
Bo Johnson
Brandon Maldonado
Emery Green
Matt Dawyer
Mike Raffale
All of the male population in Batavia
Most of the class of 2007 at Batavia High
People who judge on outer looks
People who can not spell and do not admit they can not spell
People who think the number 8 is a letter and put it in the middle of words
William Main
The repressed homosexual who felt the need to put "all gay guys" on this list
Dan Duffy
Michael Jackson haters
God
Tom Mesereau
Alex Crane
Bon Jovi
Michael Stipe
Sebastian Bach
Andrew Rodson
Zach Nord
Alex Nord
Adam Nicastro
Mark Tomasini
Andrew Chung
Dan Chung
Nick DiAmore
Eric Gossenberger
Lana Troncone
Lindsey Guerra
Andrew Rota
Chelsea Hasrtough
Nicole Dibattista
Courtney Hamilton
Jemo
Angela Ciuanos
Nate Manago
Tyler Mauro
Shane Mauro
Laura Sweeney
Meghan Mitchell
Ben Rader
Demitrius Richardson
Kevin Schickling
Jenna Trott
Rex Simmons
Mark Zurlo
(Name removed for legal reasons. More information available soon.)
Joey Bartowski
Gina Wynne
People that don't know what "pc load letter" means
People that think the word ecstacy is only a drug, and not a real word
Anna Kaufman
Bad Drummers
Bad drummers that think they're good
People that think they're musicians
People that can't appreciate 90s rap
People that think abortion is birth control
Kids that think they're hysterical when they're really just smack asses
People that think there isn't a fourth of July anywhere else but America
Nick Wood
Brett Mashl
Kyle Rourke
Alex Pera
Steve Sipes
Nick Baxter
Driver of the white SUV with Virginia liscense plate number WZ-7212
Purvi Bhagat
Erica Kimmel
Kristoffer Infante (Self-proclaimed "world's biggest fucker," but we see through that shit)
Russ Stewart
Malcolm Lewis
Mike Kang
Adam Brown
Rose Carter
Rich Higginbotham
Matthew Pascarella
Ian Swillum
Alex Ramos
People who send chain letters in any way shape or form
Mr. Campbell (Principal at Cherokee High School)
Nick Bavas
Jason Liberti
Michele Style
The Muslim Library teacher
Matt Morrone
Shelby Riff
Steph Malony
Short Chad
Mike Z
Chris Glover
Kell Bellz
The whole Audubon football team
Nick Gambino
Kreamer's Cousin
Ralph
Bloods
Crips
Dane Cook
The fucker who put midgets on the list
Condoleezza Rice
Jackyl
Saves the Day
W.E.B. DuBois
Anyone who supports affirmative action
Anyone who baptizes their children
Edward B. Rust Jr.
The non-conformers conforming to non-conformity
Homemade haircuts (excluding dreads)
Wendy Fishbeck
Douchebag McGee
Steve Zilmore
Jerry Kilgore
Tom Anderson
Mike Score
Oz Fox
Nathan Gale
Jesus
Mary
Joseph
Matthew
Mark
Luke
John
Romans
Timothy
Titus
Philemon
Hebrews
James
Peter
Apostles
Jude
John Lennon
Kurt Cobain
The guy who killed Kurt Cobain
Anyone who thinks Kurt Cobain is a genius
Frank Carlton Serafino Ferranno (Nikki Sixx)
People who like the taste of beer
People who would rather drink beer than alcopop
People who think BMWs are only for stuck up rich people
Stuck up rich people
Everybody who drives a Mitsubishi Lancer
Everybody who drives a Pontiac Firebird
Everybody who drives a PT Cruiser
Everybody who drives a Hyundai Tiburon
Everybody who drives a Mustang
Anybody who thinks Honda Civics are fast
The guy who kicked my dog
Mr. Cooper
Anybody who hangs with Mr. Cooper
Darius Rucker
Kate Burton
The milkman with whom my mom cheated on my dad
ChristoFER
Hulk Hogan
Superstar
The stupid sun that hides behind the Snapple logo (he's too much of a pussy to come all the way out)
Pat Benatar
Chumbawumba
Gary Busey (Horse Teeth)
The Verizon sign in Julian's bedroom
People who moan while pooping in public restrooms
People who fish for compliments
Tim Kaine
Chris Haywood
Gandhi
Anyone with muttonchops
Anna Eshoo
Mike Honda
Daniel K. Akaka
Lamar A. Alexander
A. Wayne Allard
George F. Allen
Max S. Baucus
B. Evans "Evan" Bayh III
Robert F. Bennett
Joseph R. Biden Jr.
Jesse F. "Jeff" Bingaman Jr.
Christopher S. "Kit" Bond
Barbara L. Boxer
Samuel D. Brownback
James P. Bunning
Conrad R. Burns
Richard Burr
Robert C. Byrd
Maria Cantwell
Thomas R. Carper
Lincoln D. Chafee
C. Saxby Chambliss
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Tom Coburn
W. Thad Cochran
Norman Coleman
Susan M. Collins
Kent Conrad
John Cornyn
Jon S. Corzine
Larry E. Craig
Michael D. Crapo
Mark Dayton
Jim DeMint
R. Michael DeWine
Christopher J. Dodd
Elizabeth H. Dole
Peter V. Domenici
Byron L. Dorgan
Richard J. Durbin
John E. Ensign
Michael B. Enzi
Russell D. Feingold
Dianne G. B. Feinstein
William H. Frist
Charles E. Grassley
Lindsey O. Graham
Judd A. Gregg
Charles T. Hagel
Thomas R. Harkin
Orrin G. Hatch
Kay Bailey Hutchison
James M. Inhofe
Daniel K. Inouye
Johnny Isakson
James M. Jeffords
Timothy P. Johnson
Edward M. Kennedy
John F. Kerry
Herbert H. Kohl
Jon L. Kyl
Mary L. Landrieu
Frank R. Lautenberg
Patrick J. Leahy
Carl M. Levin
Joseph I. Lieberman
Blanche L. Lincoln
C. Trent Lott Jr.
Richard G. Lugar
Melquiades R. Martinez
John S. McCain III
A. Mitchell McConnell Jr.
Barbara A. Mikulski
Lisa Murkowski
Patricia Murray
E. Benjamin Nelson
C. William Nelson
Barack Obama
Mark Pryor
John F. "Jack" Reed
Harry M. Reid
C. Patrick Roberts
John D. "Jay" Rockefeller IV
Ken Salazar
Richard J. Santorum
Paul S. Sarbanes
Charles E. Schumer
Jefferson B. Sessions III
Richard C. Shelby
Gordon H. Smith
Olympia J. Snowe
Arlen Specter
Debbie A. Stabenow
Theodore F. Stevens
John E. Sununu
James M. Talent
Craig Thomas
John Thune
David Vitter
George V. Voinovich
John W. Warner
Ronald L. Wyden
Tony Pomonis
Pale Hose
Mormons
Donny and Marie Osmond
Anyone who disrespects Wikipedia
Fashion models
Ex-Girlfriends that hang out with your friends but ignore you
K-10
The guy at Mokena Video
Scott Burkhardt Sr.
People that ask "Why is the server down??"
Tom from Myspace
Cory Parish
Mike Ahner
Gina Burnes
Jenny Foss
Dancers in General
Bret Favre
The Wisconsin Trooper that gave me a $236.40 fine
DeKalb, IL cop who gave my amegos littering tickets
Kyle Orton
Pat Gordon
Scott Burkhardt Jr.
Patrick Spreadbury
Doucherod
Drive-thru employees at Wendys, Midlothian, IL
Buffalo Wild Wings, Tinley Park, IL
Adam Fucking Snider's Roomates
Nicole
Lauren (Nicole's sister)
John and Ant for what they did
Ant
Zamagni Tendon
Steph's Mom
Marlton Street Hockey
Tanya Harding
Andrew James Tuma
People who moan about how tired they are
Whoever banned me from that lap-dancing club for not being seated
People who make fun of guys who read Abi Titmuss' book
Columbia College Chicago's IT Staff
Columbia College Chicago's Residence Life Staff
Columbia College Chicago
Tim Svitak
John Mitchell
Scott Gallo
Zack McCarty
Men who claim to be straight but feel up your balls and deny it later
Dave Beneventi
Artsy Broads (Alanna Zaritz)
Howard Stern
Nicole Cammarato
Christina Clarke
Lance Harrison
Cocky sons of a bitches whose heads are so big they can't fit through a door
Katie Wentworth
The fucker who put John Lennon on the list
Erin Morley
Mariah Foster
Rachel Bayes
Johnny Serano
Ashley Angel Parker
Fuckers who carry around a beer at a party, and take small sips (Chug that shit)
Mike Mauro
Alex Mazzagatti
The ass who killed John Lennon
People who worry more about their external than the internal
Lindsay Bunyard
Allison Rubba
Eleni DiCarlo
Lauren Geddes
Dan Lobascio
Devon Bond
Kelly Clyde
Jess Cody
Katie Montagnaro
Lauren Cocco
Shea Coyle
Reilly Anne Betch
Jes Peckel
Anyone who does't like Paulina Rubio
People who dismiss things simply because they are not perfect
People who think being better than someone else at something makes them the greatest
Warrick L. Carter
Compulsive Liars
Scotty B
B
People who get other people to write their Myspace messages
Anna Berger
Christy Clark
Joey Joe Joe
DJ
Anybody who won't give Marvin a blowjob
Joe Bartollata
Sarah Cable
Anyone who owns an iMac
People who like Donnie Darko
People who yell at you for not being fans of Donnie Darko
Adam Sommerfeld
Chad from Lansing
Loaded (The band that beat The Fisticuffs at Emergenza)
Mexican Metal Morons Chlamydia
Clem in Oak Forest
Dave Poninski
People who beat off to the Victoria's Secret catalog (Be a man and get real porn)
Savka Mladenovich
Illinois Tollway Authority
Illinois Department of Transportation
Maximillian
Ideal Cards and Video
Bitches who won't let you blow it in their face
Spitters (are quitters)
People who don't appreciate a good beef jerky snack
Whoever found the sandwich in the toll collection bin
People who miss the 88 exit and end up at O'Hare
Ted Koppel
Bill O'Reilly
Fans of Bill O'Reilly
Geraldo Rivera (Traitor)
Adam Snider's "Bitches"
Steve-O (from Jackass)
Milivoje M. Kostic
Ammar (Dr. Mario)
The Glowing Magnets
Mark Osborne
Brian Soule
Steph Willyes
Rachel Barton, dragged 366 feet on a train because she wouldn't let go of her violin
All of the dumb shits who got hit by a Metra train during rush hour in Elmwood Park, IL
The woman who was on her cell phone, crossed the gates, and was struck and killed by a Metra train
Ms. [Name Removed] (you know who you are)
Ms. [Name Removed]'s daughter
Ms. [Name Removed]'s son
Ms. [Name Removed]'s husband (your wife is a cunt)
Ms. [Name Removed]'s mother
Ms. [Name Removed]'s father
The Prosecutors of Burlington county
Ms. [Name Removed]'s daughter's friends
Ms. [Name Removed]'s relatives in the Burlington County Prosecutors office
Rod Blagojevich
Chris Jensen
Sam Robinson
Chamillionare
People who break into cars
John Gusti
John Scarbec
Eric Kellogg
People who wont call you back
NBA Players
Soccer Players
Softball Players
Whoever started TCF Bank
You (for reading this)
Dave (That kid I used to work with)
Metal Steve
Art Students
Jehovas Witnesses
Anyone who makes beats
Bob Baldwin
Steve Baldwin
Ian Tully
Tony Dellorto
Mike Summa
Whoever reported Mike Summa's Myspace photo
Kristen Swidergal
Cathlene Walsh
Brandon Simmons
Brianne Simmonds
Spila
Ian Sutherlan
Arcadia Kust
Matt Claxton
Shelly
Shelly's Twin
Sara Claxton
Rooster Girl
Donald Trump
Caulfield
Kim from Blarney Stone
The bitch on the inbound Rock Island Metra train that told me to turn down my headphones because "it's annoying me and it isn't good for your hearing" (8:55 AM on Friday, June 16th, 2006)
Kim Fitzpatrick
Bret Metz
People who tell others to get abortions.
The Oak Forest High School Drama Department (Circa 2003-2004)
People who think they're too good to drink Boone's Farm
People who think they're hard-asses because they drink Mike's Hard
Actors
de Triomphe
Mall Cell Phone Salesmen (There's 12 of them in Orland Square Mall)
Ron Hensler
Frat Guys
Every high school quaterback
Thomas Grimm
Rice Burners
Andrew Hurley
Joseph Trohman
Patrick Stump
Peter Wentz
Gals who bang the drummer from Fall Out Boy
People who think Tom is responsible for everything that happens on Myspace
Kathleen M. Cooper
Robert O'Brien
James Forrest
Rich old snobby Orland bitches who come into Panera
Wannabe trendy Indians and Chinese people
Tourists who come to PJ's whith expensive cameras
Dog Girl
Line Fuck
Rajive
ROTC
Ugly people
Mexicans who wistle and hoot at women
People who put other people on the fucker list for no good reason
People who don't appreciate Jim Carrey
People who make submissions to the fuckers list that are already there
People who don't forgive others
People who say Parappa the Rapper is crap, but have no idea
Liz Spiess
Yomi Odedina
Louise Viloria
Frances Lindquist
Chase McGuire
Mike Klappauf
Jocelyn Chilson
Mike Krzyzanowski
Ryan the Cliche Art Student (Photography Major)
Sam Norwalk
Facebook Administrators
Mark Zuckerberg
Tony Stewart
Jeff Gordon
Owner of the Village Commons Bookstore
The dumbasses at FOX who cancel good shows without giving them a chance
People who make sequels with none of the original cast
Movie theaters that don't give student discounts
People who talk during the whole movie
People who yell at someone for making out but are fine with people saying fuck
TNT and NBC (crappiest sports coverage. Show more commericals then actual air time.)
Bill Weber
Big Slitchy Blackford
Jack Cleary
Madona
Bono
Your Mom
That guy on the White Castle commercial who makes the train replica of his town and says "OOO IM HUNGRY, HEY JIMMY WHY ARNT YOU AT WORK!"
Stan Smith
Karl Rove
Tony Goldmark
Tom and the Mayor
Stroker and Hoop
Elrod Hubbard
Tom Cruise
Michael Moore
Anyone named Clarence
Tony Robbins
William Shattner
Lee Harvy Oswald
Yuppies
Hipsters
Emo kids
American Hirajoku posers
That weirdo congressman from Florida
Strom Thruman
Pretensious film kids at Columbia College
Grad students
Kourtney Browning
Ken Keeler
Thane Genvas
Dayon Noss
Lindsay Hoffman
Stephanie Jokinin
Jessie Ramos
Kaitlynn Gay
Donna Symolyg
Shivani Patel
Mystra Vanover
People who think they have big dicks
Jordan Prine
Donald Henderson
Colin Shaunnessey
Jonny Blanciak
Anyone inolved in the making of Slap Shot 2
Christopher J. Sullivan
Christopher W. Hampson
Kent Hovind
Jonathan Zaritz
Matthew Anguige
Mark Klatte
Nick Emge
My ex-wife (Just ask any guy in town)
Jehova
Brad Patras
John Hamster
Andy Panda
Bubba
Jeff Dalman
Sarah Wilt
Matt Prins
Kramer Doyle
Jake Clay
Andrew Gras
Matt Overway
Sam Taylor
Eric Voigt
Joshua Kiwiet-Pantaleoni
Grant Rich
Ben Lemke
Jake Karadsheh
Ryan Weatherell
Dustin Reinick
Sarah Reinick
Matt Brown
Ryan Philips
Jillian Baker
Jocks
Jeremy Maxwell
Chelsea Warren
Lauren VanTill
Troy Lugo
Ryan Murry
Samwise Gamgee
Sean Astin
Clark Wilson
Erik Beals
Eleazar Mendoza
Eric VanTil
Asad Kahja
Luke MacDonald
Matt Rich
Anyone who thinks Matt Brown is funny
Charlie Steiner
Ballerinas
Boy Scouts
Joe Harrington
Jim Belushi
People who attack Bill Clinton for having an affair, but don't attack Dubya for all his shit
Metallica
Ana Ng
Conservatives
People who announce that they are going to take a piss/shit before leaving the room
People who give shit to Arabs
People who light matches to clear the air of their farts
People who don't get mockumentaries
People who talk about music constantly
Wiggers
People who say "seat check" and then sit on you if you take their seat
Extremely volatile African-Amercans who will call you a racist if you sneeze at them the wrong way
People that call themselves singer/song-writers
Nazis
People who abandoned Family Guy when it came back
People who think Family Guy was still good when it came back
Stormy Payne
Any parent who name their kids 'Stormy'
News anchors who are so P.C. that they call black people in france 'African-Americans'
Tim Baker
People who say God Speed
Canadian terrorist groups
Clint Howard
People who conform to a group opinion and then yell at you for not conforming
People who get angry when they have to go save their cats
Robert Lorenzo Zwiers
Jason Moll
Tim Lange
Every manager at Red Lobster in NW IN
Bitches with no arms or legs on Jerry Springer who try to eat hot dogs
The dudes who take care of said bitches
Alyssa Wittenburg
Gerald Ford
Gregg "Manboobs" Williams
Crystal Gail Mangum
Pam Lim
Anne Lam
Mike Tosti
Chaz Faust
Kristy Gallo
Krist Gallo's boyfriend
Jessica Holder
Khrisina Lucas
Scott Stek
Rob Kiersten
Three Bridge Roadies
The Steliga Family
People who think Jersey is an extension of Philly
Anyone involved in televised sports
Matthew Robert Reed
Matthew Garren
Stephen Summerhayes
Nick Hess
Derrick Robbins
Jacki Dever
Leah Ravel
Mr. Lynn
Seniors in high school who bring beer to freshman parties and think they're tough
People who don't like DMB, but go to his concert to get wasted and pick up chicks
Andrew Timbers
Rich Tarr
Jenna Peckis
Eli Marquez
Ariana Guss
Ashley Prinz
Danielle Wolf
Mike Hammen
Mary Carrero
Nicole Murray
Danille DiFlorio
Alyssa Mahon
Malorie Malecki
Conner Shreve
Thomas Sheridan
Jamieson Mulholland
Chris Medina
Adam Van Vleet
Michael Ortiz
Derek Cannon
Cody Camp
Andrew Dickieson
Francis Ukpolo
Racheal Jaconetti
Sean Baker
Stephen Green
Zach Messing
Salvatore DiBattista
Mary DiBattista
Andy DiBattista
Gary M. Katz
Tommy Maguire
Don Stack
Carl Andrew
Angie Vinson
Gina Vinson
Ann Coulter
Zoltan Haraszthy
Ducani
Dan Weiner
Donald Strong
Buy Owner of Orlando, Florida
Jason Swillum
Whoever added Lauren Cocco to the list
Hanzhong Cheah
Laura Lisa
Karen M. Key
Jennifer Beatty
Jay Crossen
Jerry Wicklander
Mimi Wertz
Leon Kenny
Todd Ohlen
Sue Newell
Frances Asamoah
Jewel Boyd
Wes Harris
Najeeb Sandouk
Anne Heaney
Sherry Steelman
Paris Hilton
Sharon Vogel
Kevin King
Mark Clay
Pat Gibbons
Jeremy Pascall
Kirsten Bardusk
Adam Brown
The Sun
Anna Berger
Mady Indian
Scott Siradski
Stephanie Wildman
Amanda Jacobi
Ryan (guy outside Stevenson who bums smokes)
The other nigger who bums smokes
Alexis Handcock
Mr. Brildo
Seagulls
Hillary Clinton
Chicks with a full bush
Kaz for finishing my drink
Stephen Harper
Joe Bransby
Kelcy Doyle
Matt Doyle
Veronica Doyle
Athena Doyle
Kirk Rawls
Scott Gossenberger
Jenny Taylor
Judith Marie Richards
Danielle Alessi
Tony Hopper
Justin Smit
The person who added Chaz Faust to the list
Old people that think they can tell you what to do
Anarchists
My former Zenith Staybrite colleagues
The bald black guy from the Halifax adverts
People who don't explain enough over something which proves costly to you later
People who leave hazards on railway lines
People who throw stones at people driving road vehicles or trains
Cinira Baldi
Laura Lisi
Jennifer Beatty
Benjamine Olafson Johnson
Darla Plesniak
Christy Plesniak
Bradley Conn
Thomas B. Weaver
Benjamin Odell
Jim Hakl
Robert Sean Mills
Cinira Baldi
Laura Lisi
Jennifer Beatty
Patrick Kessler
Stan Guidroz
Rick Gotardi
Matt Platek
Matt Surdel
Elizabeth Camus
Ashley Savory
Brittany O'Dell (Fucking dyke)
Brendan Foster
Kevin Joyce
Andrea Kates
Andrea Lebovitz
Bernadette Falco
Travis Huber
Frank Bauer
Tracy Macphee
Jon Whittaker
Zane B. Hovatter
Robyn Hagen
Jane Zwiers
Cyndy Fackrell
Dean Fackrell
Clairemarie LoCicero
Guys that ask girls out and get rejected but still bother them and dont take the hint
Kevin Robert Joyce
Bryan Patterson
Kyle Buckmaster
David Buttler
Corrina Cox Smith
Thyanna Voisine
Timothy E. Krause
Matthew D. Koch
Jarrett Mann
Mike Friend
Mike Burger
Alex Wilcox
Mr. Oleson
Jake VanGilse
Derek Nantz
Peter Kariotis
Matt Johnson
All white middle class people that try to be black gangstas
Luke Singer
Christians that are just hypocrites
Lola Kate Miers
Kevin King (of KevKing.com)
Mr. Lynch (Cherokee band director)
Sophie Louis
Doris Louis
Canada
Destiny Hunter
Sluts
Whores
Barney
Ugly babies
People who say "no offense"
Tyrone Biggums
Rick Astley
Amanda Ackland
Julie Marzheuser
Cait Richine
Joanne Sakellaropoulos
Renee Romito
Dan Bradtke
Doug Bartczak |