Mike Joyce

R.J. Tortoriello

Mike Paggi

James Wesolowski (Monkey Man)

Joe Haaga

Anyone related to Joe Haaga

Jake Sullivan

Bill Brill

Ted Effertz

Billy Carbine

Ryan Doody

Joey Koran

Mike Brown

Brenden McCormack

Roberto Jaromillo

Josh Friend

Phil Lucofo

Jeremy Kipper

Aaron Nush

Tim McPhillips

Adam Delaly

John Gorski

Eric Budimier

Mike Wargine (Wargina)

Brian Ziarko

Adam Terrien

Matt Galike

Jerry Falwell

Dan Paluch

Dave Bontempo

Mark Zubro

Paula Miller

Rupesh Patel

Erik Olund

Mike Menichino (Cheno)

Brandon Eggers

Alex Conforti

Matt Norwich

Jake Ziada

Jeff Lowman (Pigman)

James Dye

Amit Shah

Kelly Enright

Tony Koldash

Joe Drymiller

Shane Conklin (Shaved Cock 'N' Balls)

Kevin Hunter

Ryan McGowan

Jason Sommerfeld

Andy Meyers

Ben Gilbert

Kathy Stec

Joyce Larson

Jerry Gnat

Mike Meckler

Mark Bamman

Jarrod Lerch

Eric Passini

Andy Koulouris

Erik Schmitz

Jim Gagliano

Mike Ripley

Justin Sharrar

Nick Hill

Matt Doser

Brian Seyforth

Teddy Ryan

Ryan Meister

Chris Simnick

Anthony Adams

Frank Adduci

Matt Ferguson

Laura Norkute

Ryan Perrie

Jim Ber

Sean Griffin

Raja Perumal

Brad Cook

Andy Dykstra

Vince Plank

Chad Nush

Kevin Hickey (Joe Camel)

Derrik Hoeksema

Dean Klementzos

Jeremy Brewer

Mike DeCesare

Kevin Faldzinski

Bill Albore

Steve Raimondi

Steve Algazino

Mike Todorofsky

Domenic Andrenoi

Allison Rusnak

Tim Frainey

Mike Wing

Rhonda Furmanek

Brandon Barnok

Alex Baro

Kevin Oswald

Jeff Kreml

Pat Krupa

Alex Lambert

Tim Pitlock (Shitcock)

Adam Ruff

Brett Bartnick

Margeret Plesniak

Amy Barz

Jenna Samelak

Mellisa Basa

Jon Price

Dean Beeler

Leanne Bergman

Albert Bernard

John Vrable

Jon Wehrenberg

Chet Brauer

Jack Cuthbert

Mike Brimley

Laura Bryan

Mike Council

Tyler Kipper

Rajan Patel

Sonja Patel

Alpa Patel

Pankaj Patel

Brandon Brown

Joe DiLorenzo

Adam Liber

Jim Kapp (White Trash)

Ryan Needding

Colin Moon

Joe Castanzo

Ernest Cornelison

Grant Glombicki

People with stupid screen names or email addresses (no, mine aren't stupid, don't say that)

People with their zodiac sign in their screen names or email addresses

Anyone with their high school graduation year in their screen name or email address

People with their age in their screen name or email address

People who tell me they'll be right back and then never tell me when they come back

People who make new screen names and never tell me about them

People who make new screen names just cuz they don't want me to know when they are online

Anyone with a mullet

Rapists

Child molesters

Pedophiles

Any registered sex offender

Bill Clinton

Colin Norwich

David Ziada

Kid Rock

Dan Gordon

Kaitlin Dulaney

Adam Brindle

Poeple who have such bad spelling skills that I can never understand what they're trying to tell me

People who listen to country music

People who listen to that ICP shit

People who listen to that Kid Rock shit

Kelly Jackson

People who think they're better than me

Mexicans with three ass holes

People who go out and try to score with every girl they see

Goths

Ravers

Heshers

Mark Orr

Jenny Jackson

Breanne Keener

Jessica Frank

People who think I'm a fucker

Mark Bamman

Bitchish mothers

Bitchicians

Dean Sullivan

Raggedy-ass bastards that call me a poser cuz I listen to Blink 182

Candi Lawrence

Bruce Bernard

Dean Stewart

Tony Zanca

Liars

Kevin Putt

Joey Converse

People who abuse animals

Dan Paluch

Ronald McDonald

Joyce Noveras

Jessica Zullo

Tony Jurewicz

Adam Snider

Phil O'Connor

Tommy Swafford

Robert Swafford

Hypocrits

Bob Lessman

The Staring Kids

Savage Garden

People who listen to said shit

Kerry Toscano

Laura James

Bobby Reitz

Parker Martin

People who are obsessed with emo (that shit's overrated, get over it already)

Katelyn Bloom

Butt spelunkers

Jack Stachowiak

John Barney

Joel Kruppa

Danny Konsoer

Dana Loizon

Shane Loizon

The rest of the Loizon Family

Donny Pirkle

The rest of the Pirkle family

Dan Lazars

Angie Snider

Everybody from the Lincoln Way class of 2002

Girls who give you their number, just because they want you to call them so they can offically reject you

D'arcy from the Smashing Pumpkins (that bitch broke up the band)

Ashley's computer

Courtney Love

People who drive like old people

Old people who drive

Security guards at concerts that catch crowd surfers and throw them out

Nick Thealman

Al Gore

the guy that made the new buttons for Photoshop 7

Chris Weber

Chris Antal

Chris Casone

James Miller

Mark Louie

Mark Higgins

Peter Gaeta

Jim Conkins

Dirty Sanchez

Josh Heffernan

Jim Detloff

People who put BRB in their away message, only to return five hours later

Chris Van Faley

The Griffin Gentlemen Connection, and everyone in it

The idiots who thought this was a hit list and made me take it down for nine months

Anyone who doesn't agree with the disclaimer

Ben Burns

Kristen Swasas

School Internet restrictions

Anyone who works for the Government

T.V. censors

People who control T.V. censors

People who think TV censors are a good thing

95% of cops

Sam Cohen

Anyone who thinks the Chicago Bears suck

Any guy who would rather drink wine-coolers than hard liquor or beer

Anyone over 19 who plays Pokemon TCG

Anyone over 19 who plays Dragonball Z TCG

Anyone over 19 who plays Yu-Gi-Ho TCG

People in full support of gun laws

People in full support of weapon laws

Joe Hill

Expensive clothing stores

Rich people

Cross derssers

George W. Bush

Girls who don't trim their bush

People who try to act smarter than they know they are

People who spend 4+ hours on the phone a day (excluding people who do it for a living)

People who "forget what they are remembering"

Gay guys who hit on me

Erika Weinketz

Michelle Minkoff

Allie Maklezow

Yoko Ono

Gene Hansen

Sarah Hansen

Jim Hansen

Jim Terrabochia

Zach Viggiano

John Madden (the football commentator, not the hockey player)

Gab the Whore

Steve Christopher

Jake Valkusky

People who act differently around different people

Joe Kirchon

Any modern era hip hop/rap (because it almost all sucks ass)

The RIAA

Curt Schilling

People that think they're cool when they smoke under age

Teenagers that don't know how to deal with puberty

Ricky Ritter

Mary Carrero

Katie Battalico

Jessica Way

People that put the hype into holidays (ex: christmas) and make people forget why the fuck we're celebrating it

Obese women in tight clothes

Punkers that wear there hats sideways and grow their hair long because its cool. Hippies.

Fair Weather Sports Fans (bandwagon jumpers)

Aunt Sherry and Uncle Albert (who used to beat on a little girl and used to like to get high and pop pills all freakin day long)

Jordan Shilling

Ms.Myles

People who misspell names on the fucker list

Sheva Solomon

Tim Jackson

Trish Brown

All gay guys

All people who play golf

Larry Brown (ex Sixers coach)

Smelly kids who try to sit with you on the bus

The guys who killed Tupac, Biggy, and Jam Master Jay

Bob Clark (Flyers GM)

All the "cool" punks trying to be black

Ja Rule

Lesley Pascarella

Allyn Krusemark

People who think their cellphone is their life

Jasen Murphy

Girls who I want to get with but will not let the past boyfriend go

Cock-blockers

Russian woman

Hairy woman

Stinky woman

People who do not bathe

Posers

Little kids (hood rats)

Internet junkies

Daddys that leave

People who do not like duct tape

The popular crowd in highschool

Preps

Overly obsessive religious people

People who misuse words

Non-english speaking people who live in the USA

People who don't go 'down'

Annoying people

Eminem

Slim Shady

Marshal Matters

People who live by movie quotes

People who pick fights with me just to get their ass whooped

Little bitches

Military people

Polititions

Government

Christian conservitives

Oxymorons

Stupid people

Women who don't like the penis

Collegic housing

Asshole professors

Ignorant teachers

People who name their kids after months, famous people, seasons, and holidays

Momma's boys

Pansies

Pussies

Cry babies

People who submit long lists of fuckers, but none of them are spelled or capitalized properly, forcing me to spend 15+ minutes just correcting their idiotic mistakes

Women who refuse to brest feed

People who refuse let the 70s and 80s go.

Old people in general

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Gym jockies

Gambelers who don't know when to quit

Losers

Guys who take off their shirts when they get upset

People who think there are rules to street fighting

Men who change to women

Women who change to men

Overachievers

Jahova's Witnesses

Guys named Phil

Crackheads

Gay porn stars

People who masterbate to Hentai or Yaoi

People with an IQ >60 but <160

People who don't put out to marriage

People with a bad self immage

Preppy chearleaders

Any racest group

People who did not like Finding Nemo

People who do not like cartoons

People too ass-a-holic to even listen to my advice

Santiago Martienez

Martine

Ronald Regan

John Scherrer

Tim Richardson

Jack Valenti

Maura Sandelski

Carrot Top

Anyone who doesn't like Conan O'Brien

People who have away messages that read "not here." NO SHIT DUMBASS!

Protesters that are against fur clothing and aren't vegetarians

Fred Durst

People with egos that are bigger than my cock

People that make the pez dispensers so hard to load

Nicholas Cage

People with no sense of humor

People that don't like the beatles

People that try to make positive comparisons between great artists like Bob Dylan and shitty ones like DMX

People that eat salad only to pour a bunch of other shit on it

Assholes that think we never landed on the moon

Joe Marchiafava

Danielle Cottreau

Laurie Pike

Greg Doucette

Rachel Solomon

Joanne Solomon

Bobby Saulnier

Melissa Leblanc

Devin Oliver

The entire Rusnak family

Wes Garrett

Rebate shoppers

People that wake you up at 8 am to take them to work and tell you they have 5 mins to get there

Tweekers

Kyle Sheridan

Andrew Pokorney

Nick Simone (Fat Nick)

Fat kids think they're hot shit (Fat Nick)

The class of 2007 at Cherokee High School in Jersey

Colleen Gillespie

Sanke (of BMMB fame)

JoeyJord (of BMMB fame)

Robinson sisters (fat asses on bus c-24)

Joel Antipunas

Avril Lavigne

Jacqueline Lee

People who fart and don't admit it

People who make up reputations for themselves

Girls that think that they're fat and/or ugly

People that think they're authorities on subjects but really don't know shit about something

People that look at/make kiddie porn

The entire population of North Jersey (because they all talk like and think they're Tony Soprano)

People that work in music stores that blast music and have no concern whether or not anyone else likes it

People that get mad because they can't take a joke

Pussy Bitch friends that never want to do anything

Sports fans that are way to serious

Elizabeth McTear (Liz)

Aaron Ferris-Osborne

Eli Karadsheh

Jon McFadden

Scott Simpson

Tony Blair

Bam Margera

Scary stalkers

People who know what you're about to say

People with "ESP"

Gypsies

People who think their money is valid anywhere

Fake lesbians

Fat chicks in corsets

People who enjoy beastiality

Jake's Dad

Jake's ugly mom

Katlin Leonard

Carolina Panthers

Jeff Hacket

Mark Mcdolanld

Dustin Cristine (Flaming Crotch Hair)

Smelly Andrew

Glenn Fletcher

Dan Merrell

Mike Buck

Homos who bring laptops to school like fags

Mrs. Gibson

Scott Fluhrer

Nick Diamore

Mike Petrizio

Brian Lorang

Matt Applegate

Fat Jill

Jeff Cain

Bill Buckless

Chung

Daniel Clewell and gay brother

Jake Davis

Rebecka Eith

Maria and Lisa Evans

All four of the Fat, Oaffy Gattuso's

Bob Hines

Don Hicks

All three ofd the Hunts

Ryan Johnson

Nick Laroche

The Big T

Sara Sanderson

Liz Van

Sara Lund

Cory Poole

Zach Mogan

Joe Sawchuck

Lauren

Steve Russle

Anyone who thinks they are 4' 12"

Carley From C-16

Rich Warren

Chen

Mr. Smith

Mr. Denn

Linda Dennis, the amazingly black libary teacher

Mrs. Hillman

Ms. Jessen

Mr. Powell

People that ask if you done an assignment of some sort, find out that you have, and ask for answers in a demanding and thoughtlessness tone

Kyle Gilligan

Andy Pettite

Roger Clemens

The New York Yankees

The New Jersey Devils

People that are hardcore fans of a sport in a certain city, and then like a team from a rival city

People that find something wrong with spitting at baseball games

All of the people that send in complaints about this site

Uptight people

people that have their panties in such a bunch that they wouldnt know a good time when it gave them AIDS

Santa Claus

The Easter Bunny

People with two cell phones

Danielle Carrol (Duck)

Steph Pilone

Greg Joyce

Hoochies with a fake New York City accent

People that disapprove of The Simpsons

Old people that can't control their bodily movements

Asian people with fifty letters in their first name, and then have a last name like "wu" and "wang"

People that can tolerate rap "music"

People that think Good Charlotte is the greatest band ever

The temporarily crippled

People that don't know certain great musicians, but can tell you the whole life story of a shitty punk rock band.

People with first names that start with "Q"

MTV

All of MTV's affiliates, excluding certain areas of Nickelodeon

People that get offended too easily

Comedians that make fun of other comedians, who are ten times better than they are

People that can't do simple math

People that Catholic education is always better than public education

McDonald's fast food

People that don't know when to stop doing something

Dishonest people

people that don't have the balls to tell someone about something (i.e. how much they suck)

Professional Athletes that use steroids

Hicks

Inbreds

Racist Koons

The people that work at fast food restaurants, department stores, grocery stores, etc, etc that always look like they want to kill themselves

People that don't like candy

People that don't like mashed potatoes

People that put holes in condoms at the stores

Drug Addicts

People that over price things

Jerkoffs

People that can't appreciate comedy

Kara Hinklemon

People that watch and get too involved in reality TV shows

Hairy Chicks

Bad liars

People with Penis/vagina envy

People that talk about "secrets" in front of other people and wont tell the person what the fuck is going on

Teeny boppers that smoke, drink, and have sex

People that disapprove of the Fuckers List

Chiller

Michael Garrett

James Hetfield

Lars Ulrich

The All American Rejects

Johnathan Simpkin

Chad Kroegur

Nickelback

Sears

Mrs. McGuire

Michael Bolton

The idiot who added Bam Margera to this list

Chloe Johnston

CFOX for refusing to play CKY

Linkin Park

Limp Bizkit

Kristin Ronning

Carmela Luongo

Jake Valkusky

Justin Heine

Chris Hurland

Saddam Hussein

Osama bin Laden

Fresh Fields Whole Foods market

Scott Gallo

Kiss Asses

The people that decided to raise the prices at Eckerd, forcing me to go to Wawa

The people that decided to stop selling Laffy Taffy at Eckerd

The people who decided to stop selling candy necklaces at Eckerd

The people that decide to do... disgusting things to the soup in Whole Foods

The makers of Dr. Becker soda

The losers that stand in the lobby and out side of movie theatres who don't see movies

Shopping Center Rent-A-Cops

The people that decided to make a shopping center so fucking big that you need to drive your car to get to the other side

The people that decide to price shit so high at Sharper Image

Pop Music

Britney Spears

Christina Aguilera

People that make fun of Elton John

People that listen to Hootie and the Blowfish legitimately

People that listen to Rick Springfield legitimately

The people that register to the site and never post

Anyone who disagrees that Journey is not the most rocking band of the eighties

Anyone who thinks Bon Jovi wouldn't rock their socks off

Critics that don't know what the fuck they're talking about (95 percent of them)

The people at EA sports who can't make up their minds on difficulty levels in Madden

Kids with DTMs (Dirty teenage mustache- it's unevely spread about their upper lip. For god's sake, just shave it!)

Anyone against war

People with butt chins (giant clefts)

Ugly hookers

Maddox ripoffs

Dick Cheney

Guys that shave their legs

People with ear hair

People with backs so hairy you'd think that they're a carpet from a far distance

Porns with no money shots

The people at "Kidz Bop"

People that lie more than I masturbate

People that put a shitload of money into cars to make it sound loud and round lights, because if they save their money for that long they could get a car worth spending the money on

Bill Gates

Current Swingers

People that play basketball

People that make the pizza so fucking greasey at Sal's

People that always make comparisons to try and prove points

The dumb fucks that wanted to make slang a language choice in California in high schools

The Dixie Chicks

Mike Reber (Fag Peber)

Hannah Kort

Jonah Kort

Joe Wilcox

Steve Degutis

The entire town of Berwyn

Kevin Cunningham

Heroin

Eddie Vedder and the rest of Pearl Jam

Jen Rivera

Mo McNichols

Adam Miller

Sharon Garver

Ryan Van Poenbruck

Ivon Eli

Jodie Loy

Pat Fitzgibbons

Collen Sharpton

Wendy's

Ben Eldred (Chubbs)

Donovan Mcnabb

Ryan Lewis

People that say they are fucked up, when they're not

People who think C's and D's are bad grades

The preson who killed my dog"

People who can't keep up with me drinking

Matt Giblin (Gibbie)

M.J. Quillen

R.J. Dusak

Mike Morrone

Douchebag teachers

Frankey Garvey

Ben Garvey

Brian Cyzewski

Nick Aucello

People that deny any influence pushed by the Beatles in their American invasion

Mark David Chapman (the ass that assassinated John Lennon)

People that have an off the charts I.Q., but have no common sense.

Dumb broads in their dumb Mercedez Benz's

Dumb Broads in their dumb Mercedez that talk on their cell phone and brush their hair at the same time.

Dumb Broads in any other car that mimmicks a Mercedez

Women that wear the point, high rise hooker boots

Asshole doctors that ignore symptoms, which turn out to be something huge later.

Authors that write great books, and then have shitty endings

People that prefer the Rolling Stones over The Beatles

People that can't get funky

The people at build-a-bear that don't have any penguin shit

Teachers that make you write papers (or anything like it) and then only look at your name to grade it

People that don't know who Paul McCartney is

Carnies

Midgets

People that don't like mashed potatoes

The ass that raped an eight year old girl in a Philadelphia library bathroom

Most of the Associated Press

The guy who sued George Harrison for having a song that sounded "too close" to one of his own

Cher

People that buy Cher hair care products

Vegetarians

People that are 'weird' just to get attention

"Artists" that think just ebcause something is in black and white that it makes a statement, and is powerful.

People that refuse to wear deodrant

All of the people that send hate mail to Maddox

The Canadians that made Poke-doms (Condoms with Pokemon on them.)

Jay-Z

Nas

Nelly

Jaromir Jagr

Eric Lindros

Brian Mitchell

People that make fun of retards

Christopher Reeves

Everyone who works for America Online

People that don't understand the Matrix, yet still think its the best movie of all time

People that buy into fads

People that promote 7th Heaven over The Simpsons

People that thing porn is wrong

Hippies

Adam Conte

People that find Paris Hilton amazingly hot

Mike Row (he sold out)

Napster

People that make safety scissors

People that are always trying to make some clever remark, but end up fucking it up

People that try too hard

Men with baby cocks

Teachers that give out dumbass assignments

People that deny that school is over rated

People that think Jennifer Lopez is the hottest women on the face of the earth

Chicks that have implants bigger than my thighs

Anyone who has ever had anything to do with the RIAA in a positive feature

Ryan Gross

The guy who came up with the idea for the movie "You got Served"

Oprah Winfrey

Dr. Phil

Rosie O'Donnel

The dumb fucks that made Barber Shop Two, and then tried to get away with it being nearly two hours long

Drew Barrymore

Rachel Lembo

Anyone who doesn't support Lego Death Camp

Feminists

Jeremy Gravelle

Patrick Roberts

Brian Marchetti

Bruce Manning

Jon Whittaker

Racheal Izzo

Colt Allgood

Becky Hauss

Claire Moriarty

Celie Hart

Will Powley

Chris Sarlo

Tim Phillips (The gay kid who wrote bodies will fall on Tuesday at Cherokee HS)

Doug Black (see Tim Phillips)

Little red head kids

Young people who think old music is cool

Mindi Herman

Pete Canarela

Marion Wilson

Steve Craige

Mike Wiener

Landlords who kick you out without notifying you at all, leaving you helpless and hopeless

Cambridge Court

People who don't give you a job

Gustavo Perez

Immature college students

Dan Hurst

Nick Goetz

Nicole Howarth

Niggers

White trash

Thugged out girls

The Jackson 5

Kids who don't like playing sports

Ms. Roppoli

Kids who have car keys but no car

Brendan Noone

Matt Myers

Catherine Gordon

Juctin Heine

Jason Gartman

Tony Fishbeck

James Capone

Brittney Mcmaster

Stephen Ditzel

James Patterson

Chris from the Guards Polo Club, Windsor Great Park, Surrey

People that tell you to do something important but you don't know where to begin and they're not prepared to advise you

Bill Bufton

Brent Coghill

Neil Trivedi

Ramona Bryant

Mike Lueken (pronounced leakin' as if from the brain)

Barbara D. Blake

David Bloom

Linda Hoffman

L in K 2 6 (of WarpPipe fame)

Nichol and Michelle Earthman (The Earthman Twins)

Shanel White

Scott Freeman

Alicia Schipper (She's only a feminist because she's wicked ugly)

Heather Doke

Jon Weiland

Ashley Wood (Tubbiest bitch on earth)

Nathan Curtis (Dating the tubbiest bitch on earth)

Krystle Morris

Amanda Peterson

Sarah Hale

Dan Sage

Jodi Hall

Hannah Smith

Alex Maciole

Melissa Urban

Melissa Hacker

Katherine Depover

Ben Zautner

Kip Spoude

Phil Bocher

Kyle Jaco

Joe Zastrow

Adam Floyd

Whoever added Christina Aguilera to this list

Rob Skiff Jr.

Wade Novak

Whoever added Drew Barrymore to this list

Guys obsessed with Abi Titmuss

People who don't like Jackie Chan (excluding people who have never heard of him)

People who think talking to yourself is a bad thing

Anyone who thinks the Powerpuff Girls suck

People who always "camp" when they play Counter-Strike

Loks Fairies (Jeremy King)

People who believe that MDMA (Ecstasy) is the greatest thing to ever happen to them

Anyone who smokes cigarettes just to get addicted to add another item to their list of bullshit problems

Any man that would admittedly have sex with a 12 year old girl

The bastard that thinks Jack is a fucker

Any person that has received plastic surgery for cosmetic, NOT medical or reconstructive needs

Matt Bass

The band Mayhem

Fakes

People who believe that liking porn is a sin, even though secretly they have more of that than decent movies

Anyone who'll waste an expensive cigar by emptying it to make and pass around a blunt

Anthony Joines

Dustin Stephens

Jeffery Stephens

PJ Tubbs

Any fuck who persues someone currently happy in their relationship

Heather Picardat

Sharon Picardat

David Gibbs

Sherry Gibbs

Lauren Lancaster

Brian Betts

Scott Hoover

Steve James

Jesse Jone.

Any security guard, anywhere, ever

Miguel Ciceraro

Anyone who promotes abstinence instead of contraception

Mark Tubbs

York High School

The person that invented vibrators. No man can really compete with something like that. It's sad.

Gregg

Kate Winslet

Leonardo Dicaprio

That stupid boat

Jerry Seinfeld

Tipper Gore

Anyone that thinks 80's metal is gay

Henry Nix

Jason Jaxon

Alfonso

Whoever broke my ice skating snoopy

Stuart Scott

Darius

Vanessa Ravenelle

Fakers

Mrs. Scheinberg

Julia

Dumb people that don't understand grammar

Numb nuts

Girls that PMS on a regular basis, and are fucking psychotic when their period comes

Girls that don't know what they want, ever

Katrina Naedis

Migranes

People that half listen

People that have a green roof

People that never understand anything

People that don't shut up

People that don't like kool-aid

People that are awake too early

People who spell shut up as one word

Whoever added Avril Lavigne to this list

Companies that sell products in such tough plastic packaging it's a challenge extracting the product even with heavy-duty cutting tools

People who make hoax calls to the emergency services

Fake bums, and all con people for that matter

Whoever let the mystical sorceress be way too lethal in Tactics Core

Whoever wrote “Non-english speaking people who live in the USA”

Renee Dreylick

Jason Jackson

Janet Jackson

Fat guys that wear shirts to small and show their man tits

Guys that have dicks with three colors

People who don't shower or EVER brush their funky British teeth

People who show off

Controlling guys

Cheaters

Nikki

Pale chicks who draw on their eyebrows

Terry Schiavo

The pope

Jerry

People that think no one tried to stop Hitler

Dumb ass pot heads that think 4/20 is a national holiday

People that can't comprehend dry humor

Jennifer Haluska

Mike W.

Pam Lim

Jane Ko

Madeline

People with no last names

People that think they can play and know everything about drums but don't/can't

People who put a colon between the 4 and the 20 when referring to reefer

Dan Carr

Carmack

Gabby, who lacks good looks, common sense, a brain, and general manners

Kids that are too lazy to try and blame it on other things

Danielle Guilliano

Christina Riley

Glenn Arnold (part of the asian invasion)

YoonHo

Bob Presser

People in the band that don't realize that the drumline is the reason that they win

Dykes that go extreme I'm-a-dyke-and-the-world-is-against-me

Colleen Jones (she doesn't know she's white)

Gauri Kamath

Jennica Hannigan (she too doesn't know she's white)

Leah (she doesn't know she's fat)

Liz

People that bump into you, recognize it, and don't apologize

Cole

People that don't know how to walk in the halls

All the idiots that stand at the south GG hallway wall

The fake stoner through the presentation, who wouldn't shut the hell up

Jeff

Boomer

Shmucks

Cock nuggets

Stoners that are stoners because they've got nothing better to spend their money on

Scene kids

Maggie

Ashley Wood

Ryan Shaffer

Mark Ohler

Lessica

Rahul Chawla

Vanessa Moore

John Hendler

Bob Bick

Bo Johnson

Brandon Maldonado

Emery Green

Matt Dawyer

Mike Raffale

All of the male population in Batavia

Most of the class of 2007 at Batavia High

People who judge on outer looks

People who can not spell and do not admit they can not spell

People who think the number 8 is a letter and put it in the middle of words

William Main

The repressed homosexual who felt the need to put "all gay guys" on this list

Dan Duffy

Michael Jackson haters

God

Tom Mesereau

Alex Crane

Bon Jovi

Michael Stipe

Sebastian Bach

Andrew Rodson

Zach Nord

Alex Nord

Adam Nicastro

Mark Tomasini

Andrew Chung

Dan Chung

Nick DiAmore

Eric Gossenberger

Lana Troncone

Lindsey Guerra

Andrew Rota

Chelsea Hasrtough

Nicole Dibattista

Courtney Hamilton

Jemo

Angela Ciuanos

Nate Manago

Tyler Mauro

Shane Mauro

Laura Sweeney

Meghan Mitchell

Ben Rader

Demitrius Richardson

Kevin Schickling

Jenna Trott

Rex Simmons

Mark Zurlo

(Name removed for legal reasons. More information available soon.)

Joey Bartowski

Gina Wynne

People that don't know what "pc load letter" means

People that think the word ecstacy is only a drug, and not a real word

Anna Kaufman

Bad Drummers

Bad drummers that think they're good

People that think they're musicians

People that can't appreciate 90s rap

People that think abortion is birth control

Kids that think they're hysterical when they're really just smack asses

People that think there isn't a fourth of July anywhere else but America

Nick Wood

Brett Mashl

Kyle Rourke

Alex Pera

Steve Sipes

Nick Baxter

Driver of the white SUV with Virginia liscense plate number WZ-7212

Purvi Bhagat

Erica Kimmel

Kristoffer Infante (Self-proclaimed "world's biggest fucker," but we see through that shit)

Russ Stewart

Malcolm Lewis

Mike Kang

Adam Brown

Rose Carter

Rich Higginbotham

Matthew Pascarella

Ian Swillum

Alex Ramos

People who send chain letters in any way shape or form

Mr. Campbell (Principal at Cherokee High School)

Nick Bavas

Jason Liberti

Michele Style

The Muslim Library teacher

Matt Morrone

Shelby Riff

Steph Malony

Short Chad

Mike Z

Chris Glover

Kell Bellz

The whole Audubon football team

Nick Gambino

Kreamer's Cousin

Ralph

Bloods

Crips

Dane Cook

The fucker who put midgets on the list

Condoleezza Rice

Jackyl

Saves the Day

W.E.B. DuBois

Anyone who supports affirmative action

Anyone who baptizes their children

Edward B. Rust Jr.

The non-conformers conforming to non-conformity

Homemade haircuts (excluding dreads)

Wendy Fishbeck

Douchebag McGee

Steve Zilmore

Jerry Kilgore

Tom Anderson

Mike Score

Oz Fox

Nathan Gale

Jesus

Mary

Joseph

Matthew

Mark

Luke

John

Romans

Timothy

Titus

Philemon

Hebrews

James

Peter

Apostles

Jude

John Lennon

Kurt Cobain

The guy who killed Kurt Cobain

Anyone who thinks Kurt Cobain is a genius

Frank Carlton Serafino Ferranno (Nikki Sixx)

People who like the taste of beer

People who would rather drink beer than alcopop

People who think BMWs are only for stuck up rich people

Stuck up rich people

Everybody who drives a Mitsubishi Lancer

Everybody who drives a Pontiac Firebird

Everybody who drives a PT Cruiser

Everybody who drives a Hyundai Tiburon

Everybody who drives a Mustang

Anybody who thinks Honda Civics are fast

The guy who kicked my dog

Mr. Cooper

Anybody who hangs with Mr. Cooper

Darius Rucker

Kate Burton

The milkman with whom my mom cheated on my dad

ChristoFER

Hulk Hogan

Superstar

The stupid sun that hides behind the Snapple logo (he's too much of a pussy to come all the way out)

Pat Benatar

Chumbawumba

Gary Busey (Horse Teeth)

The Verizon sign in Julian's bedroom

People who moan while pooping in public restrooms

People who fish for compliments

Tim Kaine

Chris Haywood

Gandhi

Anyone with muttonchops

Anna Eshoo

Mike Honda

Daniel K. Akaka

Lamar A. Alexander

A. Wayne Allard

George F. Allen

Max S. Baucus

B. Evans "Evan" Bayh III

Robert F. Bennett

Joseph R. Biden Jr.

Jesse F. "Jeff" Bingaman Jr.

Christopher S. "Kit" Bond

Barbara L. Boxer

Samuel D. Brownback

James P. Bunning

Conrad R. Burns

Richard Burr

Robert C. Byrd

Maria Cantwell

Thomas R. Carper

Lincoln D. Chafee

C. Saxby Chambliss

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Tom Coburn

W. Thad Cochran

Norman Coleman

Susan M. Collins

Kent Conrad

John Cornyn

Jon S. Corzine

Larry E. Craig

Michael D. Crapo

Mark Dayton

Jim DeMint

R. Michael DeWine

Christopher J. Dodd

Elizabeth H. Dole

Peter V. Domenici

Byron L. Dorgan

Richard J. Durbin

John E. Ensign

Michael B. Enzi

Russell D. Feingold

Dianne G. B. Feinstein

William H. Frist

Charles E. Grassley

Lindsey O. Graham

Judd A. Gregg

Charles T. Hagel

Thomas R. Harkin

Orrin G. Hatch

Kay Bailey Hutchison

James M. Inhofe

Daniel K. Inouye

Johnny Isakson

James M. Jeffords

Timothy P. Johnson

Edward M. Kennedy

John F. Kerry

Herbert H. Kohl

Jon L. Kyl

Mary L. Landrieu

Frank R. Lautenberg

Patrick J. Leahy

Carl M. Levin

Joseph I. Lieberman

Blanche L. Lincoln

C. Trent Lott Jr.

Richard G. Lugar

Melquiades R. Martinez

John S. McCain III

A. Mitchell McConnell Jr.

Barbara A. Mikulski

Lisa Murkowski

Patricia Murray

E. Benjamin Nelson

C. William Nelson

Barack Obama

Mark Pryor

John F. "Jack" Reed

Harry M. Reid

C. Patrick Roberts

John D. "Jay" Rockefeller IV

Ken Salazar

Richard J. Santorum

Paul S. Sarbanes

Charles E. Schumer

Jefferson B. Sessions III

Richard C. Shelby

Gordon H. Smith

Olympia J. Snowe

Arlen Specter

Debbie A. Stabenow

Theodore F. Stevens

John E. Sununu

James M. Talent

Craig Thomas

John Thune

David Vitter

George V. Voinovich

John W. Warner

Ronald L. Wyden

Tony Pomonis

Pale Hose

Mormons

Donny and Marie Osmond

Anyone who disrespects Wikipedia

Fashion models

Ex-Girlfriends that hang out with your friends but ignore you

K-10

The guy at Mokena Video

Scott Burkhardt Sr.

People that ask "Why is the server down??"

Tom from Myspace

Cory Parish

Mike Ahner

Gina Burnes

Jenny Foss

Dancers in General

Bret Favre

The Wisconsin Trooper that gave me a $236.40 fine

DeKalb, IL cop who gave my amegos littering tickets

Kyle Orton

Pat Gordon

Scott Burkhardt Jr.

Patrick Spreadbury

Doucherod

Drive-thru employees at Wendys, Midlothian, IL

Buffalo Wild Wings, Tinley Park, IL

Adam Fucking Snider's Roomates

Nicole

Lauren (Nicole's sister)

John and Ant for what they did

Ant

Zamagni Tendon

Steph's Mom

Marlton Street Hockey

Tanya Harding

Andrew James Tuma

People who moan about how tired they are

Whoever banned me from that lap-dancing club for not being seated

People who make fun of guys who read Abi Titmuss' book

Columbia College Chicago's IT Staff

Columbia College Chicago's Residence Life Staff

Columbia College Chicago

Tim Svitak

John Mitchell

Scott Gallo

Zack McCarty

Men who claim to be straight but feel up your balls and deny it later

Dave Beneventi

Artsy Broads (Alanna Zaritz)

Howard Stern

Nicole Cammarato

Christina Clarke

Lance Harrison

Cocky sons of a bitches whose heads are so big they can't fit through a door

Katie Wentworth

The fucker who put John Lennon on the list

Erin Morley

Mariah Foster

Rachel Bayes

Johnny Serano

Ashley Angel Parker

Fuckers who carry around a beer at a party, and take small sips (Chug that shit)

Mike Mauro

Alex Mazzagatti

The ass who killed John Lennon

People who worry more about their external than the internal

Lindsay Bunyard

Allison Rubba

Eleni DiCarlo

Lauren Geddes

Dan Lobascio

Devon Bond

Kelly Clyde

Jess Cody

Katie Montagnaro

Lauren Cocco

Shea Coyle

Reilly Anne Betch

Jes Peckel

Anyone who does't like Paulina Rubio

People who dismiss things simply because they are not perfect

People who think being better than someone else at something makes them the greatest

Warrick L. Carter

Compulsive Liars

Scotty B

B

People who get other people to write their Myspace messages

Anna Berger

Christy Clark

Joey Joe Joe

DJ

Anybody who won't give Marvin a blowjob

Joe Bartollata

Sarah Cable

Anyone who owns an iMac

People who like Donnie Darko

People who yell at you for not being fans of Donnie Darko

Adam Sommerfeld

Chad from Lansing

Loaded (The band that beat The Fisticuffs at Emergenza)

Mexican Metal Morons Chlamydia

Clem in Oak Forest

Dave Poninski

People who beat off to the Victoria's Secret catalog (Be a man and get real porn)

Savka Mladenovich

Illinois Tollway Authority

Illinois Department of Transportation

Maximillian

Ideal Cards and Video

Bitches who won't let you blow it in their face

Spitters (are quitters)

People who don't appreciate a good beef jerky snack

Whoever found the sandwich in the toll collection bin

People who miss the 88 exit and end up at O'Hare

Ted Koppel

Bill O'Reilly

Fans of Bill O'Reilly

Geraldo Rivera (Traitor)

Adam Snider's "Bitches"

Steve-O (from Jackass)

Milivoje M. Kostic

Ammar (Dr. Mario)

The Glowing Magnets

Mark Osborne

Brian Soule

Steph Willyes

Rachel Barton, dragged 366 feet on a train because she wouldn't let go of her violin

All of the dumb shits who got hit by a Metra train during rush hour in Elmwood Park, IL

The woman who was on her cell phone, crossed the gates, and was struck and killed by a Metra train

Ms. [Name Removed] (you know who you are)

Ms. [Name Removed]'s daughter

Ms. [Name Removed]'s son

Ms. [Name Removed]'s husband (your wife is a cunt)

Ms. [Name Removed]'s mother

Ms. [Name Removed]'s father

The Prosecutors of Burlington county

Ms. [Name Removed]'s daughter's friends

Ms. [Name Removed]'s relatives in the Burlington County Prosecutors office

Rod Blagojevich

Chris Jensen

Sam Robinson

Chamillionare

People who break into cars

John Gusti

John Scarbec

Eric Kellogg

People who wont call you back

NBA Players

Soccer Players

Softball Players

Whoever started TCF Bank

You (for reading this)

Dave (That kid I used to work with)

Metal Steve

Art Students

Jehovas Witnesses

Anyone who makes beats

Bob Baldwin

Steve Baldwin

Ian Tully

Tony Dellorto

Mike Summa

Whoever reported Mike Summa's Myspace photo

Kristen Swidergal

Cathlene Walsh

Brandon Simmons

Brianne Simmonds

Spila

Ian Sutherlan

Arcadia Kust

Matt Claxton

Shelly

Shelly's Twin

Sara Claxton

Rooster Girl

Donald Trump

Caulfield

Kim from Blarney Stone

The bitch on the inbound Rock Island Metra train that told me to turn down my headphones because "it's annoying me and it isn't good for your hearing" (8:55 AM on Friday, June 16th, 2006)

Kim Fitzpatrick

Bret Metz

People who tell others to get abortions.

The Oak Forest High School Drama Department (Circa 2003-2004)

People who think they're too good to drink Boone's Farm

People who think they're hard-asses because they drink Mike's Hard

Actors

de Triomphe

Mall Cell Phone Salesmen (There's 12 of them in Orland Square Mall)

Ron Hensler

Frat Guys

Every high school quaterback

Thomas Grimm

Rice Burners

Andrew Hurley

Joseph Trohman

Patrick Stump

Peter Wentz

Gals who bang the drummer from Fall Out Boy

People who think Tom is responsible for everything that happens on Myspace

Kathleen M. Cooper

Robert O'Brien

James Forrest

Rich old snobby Orland bitches who come into Panera

Wannabe trendy Indians and Chinese people

Tourists who come to PJ's whith expensive cameras

Dog Girl

Line Fuck

Rajive

ROTC

Ugly people

Mexicans who wistle and hoot at women

People who put other people on the fucker list for no good reason

People who don't appreciate Jim Carrey

People who make submissions to the fuckers list that are already there

People who don't forgive others

People who say Parappa the Rapper is crap, but have no idea

Liz Spiess

Yomi Odedina

Louise Viloria

Frances Lindquist

Chase McGuire

Mike Klappauf

Jocelyn Chilson

Mike Krzyzanowski

Ryan the Cliche Art Student (Photography Major)

Sam Norwalk

Facebook Administrators

Mark Zuckerberg

Tony Stewart

Jeff Gordon

Owner of the Village Commons Bookstore

The dumbasses at FOX who cancel good shows without giving them a chance

People who make sequels with none of the original cast

Movie theaters that don't give student discounts

People who talk during the whole movie

People who yell at someone for making out but are fine with people saying fuck

TNT and NBC (crappiest sports coverage. Show more commericals then actual air time.)

Bill Weber

Big Slitchy Blackford

Jack Cleary

Madona

Bono

Your Mom

That guy on the White Castle commercial who makes the train replica of his town and says "OOO IM HUNGRY, HEY JIMMY WHY ARNT YOU AT WORK!"

Stan Smith

Karl Rove

Tony Goldmark

Tom and the Mayor

Stroker and Hoop

Elrod Hubbard

Tom Cruise

Michael Moore

Anyone named Clarence

Tony Robbins

William Shattner

Lee Harvy Oswald

Yuppies

Hipsters

Emo kids

American Hirajoku posers

That weirdo congressman from Florida

Strom Thruman

Pretensious film kids at Columbia College

Grad students

Kourtney Browning

Ken Keeler

Thane Genvas

Dayon Noss

Lindsay Hoffman

Stephanie Jokinin

Jessie Ramos

Kaitlynn Gay

Donna Symolyg

Shivani Patel

Mystra Vanover

People who think they have big dicks

Jordan Prine

Donald Henderson

Colin Shaunnessey

Jonny Blanciak

Anyone inolved in the making of Slap Shot 2

Christopher J. Sullivan

Christopher W. Hampson

Kent Hovind

Jonathan Zaritz

Matthew Anguige

Mark Klatte

Nick Emge

My ex-wife (Just ask any guy in town)

Jehova

Brad Patras

John Hamster

Andy Panda

Bubba

Jeff Dalman

Sarah Wilt

Matt Prins

Kramer Doyle

Jake Clay

Andrew Gras

Matt Overway

Sam Taylor

Eric Voigt

Joshua Kiwiet-Pantaleoni

Grant Rich

Ben Lemke

Jake Karadsheh

Ryan Weatherell

Dustin Reinick

Sarah Reinick

Matt Brown

Ryan Philips

Jillian Baker

Jocks

Jeremy Maxwell

Chelsea Warren

Lauren VanTill

Troy Lugo

Ryan Murry

Samwise Gamgee

Sean Astin

Clark Wilson

Erik Beals

Eleazar Mendoza

Eric VanTil

Asad Kahja

Luke MacDonald

Matt Rich

Anyone who thinks Matt Brown is funny

Charlie Steiner

Ballerinas

Boy Scouts

Joe Harrington

Jim Belushi

People who attack Bill Clinton for having an affair, but don't attack Dubya for all his shit

Metallica

Ana Ng

Conservatives

People who announce that they are going to take a piss/shit before leaving the room

People who give shit to Arabs

People who light matches to clear the air of their farts

People who don't get mockumentaries

People who talk about music constantly

Wiggers

People who say "seat check" and then sit on you if you take their seat

Extremely volatile African-Amercans who will call you a racist if you sneeze at them the wrong way

People that call themselves singer/song-writers

Nazis

People who abandoned Family Guy when it came back

People who think Family Guy was still good when it came back

Stormy Payne

Any parent who name their kids 'Stormy'

News anchors who are so P.C. that they call black people in france 'African-Americans'

Tim Baker

People who say God Speed

Canadian terrorist groups

Clint Howard

People who conform to a group opinion and then yell at you for not conforming

People who get angry when they have to go save their cats

Robert Lorenzo Zwiers

Jason Moll

Tim Lange

Every manager at Red Lobster in NW IN

Bitches with no arms or legs on Jerry Springer who try to eat hot dogs

The dudes who take care of said bitches

Alyssa Wittenburg

Gerald Ford

Gregg "Manboobs" Williams

Crystal Gail Mangum

Pam Lim

Anne Lam

Mike Tosti

Chaz Faust

Kristy Gallo

Krist Gallo's boyfriend

Jessica Holder

Khrisina Lucas

Scott Stek

Rob Kiersten

Three Bridge Roadies

The Steliga Family

People who think Jersey is an extension of Philly

Anyone involved in televised sports

Matthew Robert Reed

Matthew Garren

Stephen Summerhayes

Nick Hess

Derrick Robbins

Jacki Dever

Leah Ravel

Mr. Lynn

Seniors in high school who bring beer to freshman parties and think they're tough

People who don't like DMB, but go to his concert to get wasted and pick up chicks

Andrew Timbers

Rich Tarr

Jenna Peckis

Eli Marquez

Ariana Guss

Ashley Prinz

Danielle Wolf

Mike Hammen

Mary Carrero

Nicole Murray

Danille DiFlorio

Alyssa Mahon

Malorie Malecki

Conner Shreve

Thomas Sheridan

Jamieson Mulholland

Chris Medina

Adam Van Vleet

Michael Ortiz

Derek Cannon

Cody Camp

Andrew Dickieson

Francis Ukpolo

Racheal Jaconetti

Sean Baker

Stephen Green

Zach Messing

Salvatore DiBattista

Mary DiBattista

Andy DiBattista

Gary M. Katz

Tommy Maguire

Don Stack

Carl Andrew

Angie Vinson

Gina Vinson

Ann Coulter

Zoltan Haraszthy

Ducani

Dan Weiner

Donald Strong

Buy Owner of Orlando, Florida

Jason Swillum

Whoever added Lauren Cocco to the list

Hanzhong Cheah

Laura Lisa

Karen M. Key

Jennifer Beatty

Jay Crossen

Jerry Wicklander

Mimi Wertz

Leon Kenny

Todd Ohlen

Sue Newell

Frances Asamoah

Jewel Boyd

Wes Harris

Najeeb Sandouk

Anne Heaney

Sherry Steelman

Paris Hilton

Sharon Vogel

Kevin King

Mark Clay

Pat Gibbons

Jeremy Pascall

Kirsten Bardusk

Adam Brown

The Sun

Anna Berger

Mady Indian

Scott Siradski

Stephanie Wildman

Amanda Jacobi

Ryan (guy outside Stevenson who bums smokes)

The other nigger who bums smokes

Alexis Handcock

Mr. Brildo

Seagulls

Hillary Clinton

Chicks with a full bush

Kaz for finishing my drink

Stephen Harper

Joe Bransby

Kelcy Doyle

Matt Doyle

Veronica Doyle

Athena Doyle

Kirk Rawls

Scott Gossenberger

Jenny Taylor

Judith Marie Richards

Danielle Alessi

Tony Hopper

Justin Smit

The person who added Chaz Faust to the list

Old people that think they can tell you what to do

Anarchists

My former Zenith Staybrite colleagues

The bald black guy from the Halifax adverts

People who don't explain enough over something which proves costly to you later

People who leave hazards on railway lines

People who throw stones at people driving road vehicles or trains

Cinira Baldi

Laura Lisi

Jennifer Beatty

Benjamine Olafson Johnson

Darla Plesniak

Christy Plesniak

Bradley Conn

Thomas B. Weaver

Benjamin Odell

Jim Hakl

Robert Sean Mills

Cinira Baldi

Laura Lisi

Jennifer Beatty

Patrick Kessler

Stan Guidroz

Rick Gotardi

Matt Platek

Matt Surdel

Elizabeth Camus

Ashley Savory

Brittany O'Dell (Fucking dyke)

Brendan Foster

Kevin Joyce

Andrea Kates

Andrea Lebovitz

Bernadette Falco

Travis Huber

Frank Bauer

Tracy Macphee

Jon Whittaker

Zane B. Hovatter

Robyn Hagen

Jane Zwiers

Cyndy Fackrell

Dean Fackrell

Clairemarie LoCicero

Guys that ask girls out and get rejected but still bother them and dont take the hint

Kevin Robert Joyce

Bryan Patterson

Kyle Buckmaster

David Buttler

Corrina Cox Smith

Thyanna Voisine

Timothy E. Krause

Matthew D. Koch

Jarrett Mann

Mike Friend